, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 09, 2026

Iran Claims Thing, U.S. Says Didn't Happen, Oil Hits $100

The U.S. denied Iran’s claim that it struck two American vessels as the two sides traded attacks near the Strait of Hormuz and Brent crude hit $100 a barrel....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Borrowers Discover Variable Means Variable

Mortgage rates continue to climb, so more borrowers are turning to adjustable rate mortgages, which offer lower interest rates comparatively....

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  Sep 09, 2026

NFL Teams Worth $10 Billion Each, Still Can't Cover the Spread

The average National Football League team is now worth $10.36 billion, up 35% from a year ago....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Markets Wait Breathlessly for Number That Won't Matter

As markets vacillate between which way they see policymakers leaning, all eyes will turn to economic reports measuring producer and consumer prices....

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  Sep 09, 2026

President Discovers The Hard Way That War Is Bullish For Commodities

Donald Trump retained major oil and gas investments as the Iran war has moved energy markets. CNBC analyzed his holdings, trades and estimated gains....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Prediction Markets Now Accept Pocket Change and Desperation

Interested parties could seek to move prediction markets to give a perceived boost to a candidate who is struggling to gain momentum or attention....

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