, June 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jun 09, 2026

OpenAI Files Paperwork, Retail Traders Already F*cked

OpenAI's confidential filing lands days before SpaceX is set to go public and a week after Anthropic announced its confidential disclosure with the SEC....

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  Jun 09, 2026

Apple Asks Two Competitors To Build Its Brain

Apple's artificial intelligence strategy took center stage at its Worldwide Developers Conference in Cupertino, Calif....

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  Jun 09, 2026

Premium Cards Replace People Who Book Flights You Could Book Yourself

A premium travel credit card can act like a travel agent for less, offering 24/7 concierge service, booking tools and valuable travel protections....

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  Jun 09, 2026

Jensen Huang Too Busy Making GPUs to Explain GPUs

Sen. Elizabeth Warren said Nvidia’s CEO should answer questions publicly as lawmakers scrutinize AI chip sales to China and export controls....

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  Jun 08, 2026

Trump Hires His Own Lawyer to Run Department That Investigated Him

Blanche previously served as a criminal defense lawyer for President Trump....

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  Jun 08, 2026

Corning Signs Deal With Company That Sells Everything

Amazon joins the laundry list of partnerships Corning has secured in 2026, which includes Meta Platforms and Nvidia....

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