, August 04, 2026

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  Jul 23, 2026

Congress Discovers Constitutional Role During Market Hours

Trump would be nearly certain to veto any measure to curtail his ability to wage war with Iran....

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  Jul 23, 2026

Staley Explains Why Sex Trafficker Was Actually Great Client

House oversight Chair James Comer said Jes Staley defended Jeffrey Epstein and encouraged JPMorgan to retain him despite internal red flags....

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  Jul 23, 2026

ETF Launches Accelerate After Worst Performance in Months

Wall Street is banking heavily on exchange-traded funds that give investors artificial intelligence exposure, according to JPMorgan Asset Management....

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  Jul 23, 2026

Honda Stops Making Truck Nobody Bought To Make Different Truck Nobody Will Buy

The future of the Ridgeline midsize pickup truck had been in flux, and the automaker said there will be a temporary production stoppage for the truck....

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  Jul 23, 2026

Albertsons Discovers People Buy Less Food When They're Poor

Shares of Albertsons sank Thursday after the grocer reported softness in its core business and lowered its full-year outlook as a result....

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  Jul 23, 2026

Alphabet and Tesla Spend Billions on AI While Investors Discover Consequences Exist

Shares of Alphabet and Tesla dipped after the companies reported massive spending increases in their quarterly earnings reports....

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