, June 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jun 08, 2026

Bernstein Recommends Buying Stocks That Don't Exist Yet

While it is too early to identify the ultimate winners in quantum computing, two stocks already offer more attractive risk-reward ratios, Wall Street banks said....

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  Jun 08, 2026

Man Who Lost $8 Billion Asks Guy Who Lost Popular Vote for Favor

The co-founder of the now defunct FTX crypto exchange is currently serving a 25-year federal prison sentence....

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  Jun 08, 2026

BTIG Surprised Banks Pay Less for Your Money

BTIG said it was surprised at the recent rate reductions from high-yield savings accounts. Here are the latest annual percentage yields....

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  Jun 08, 2026

USDA Confirms Bugs Still F*cking, Releases Eunuch Army

The U.S. will lean on the same playbook it did starting in the late 1950s, part of which involves releasing sterile insects to suppress the pest's population....

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  Jun 08, 2026

Earthquake Destroys Nothing Priced Into Any Market

The U.S. Geological Survey reported the earthquake at a 6.1 magnitude, with its epicenter 104 km west-northwest of Mantua, Cuba....

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  Jun 08, 2026

Tom Lee Discovers Cash Exists, Remains Calm

The Fundstrat managing partner and head of research said that there's enough cash on the sidelines that public markets can absorb the Elon Musk company's debut....

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