, September 22, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 08, 2026

Wistron Raises $1.5 Billion By Selling Shares To People Who Already Own Shares

Wistron shares fall Tuesday after announcement of $1.5 billion global share sale...

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  Sep 07, 2026

Dow Futures Down 300 Because Someone Read a Headline

Dow futures fell to kick off a shortened week of trading, with Wall Street keeping tabs on the Middle East war as well as rising trade tensions between Canada and the U.S....

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  Sep 07, 2026

China Misses Estimates, Retail Traders Check Import Schedules

China's exports and imports gathered momentum in August, as the world's second-largest economy faces mounting pressure to rebalance trade....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Wistron Raises $1.5 Billion By Telling Shareholders To F*ck Off

Wistron shares fall Tuesday after announcement of $1.5 billion global share sale...

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  Sep 07, 2026

Bombardier Reminds Trump It Already Lives Here

Trump's announcement comes on the eve of Canadian retaliatory tariffs set to take effect Tuesday on $20 billion of U.S. goods....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Traders Discover Geopolitics After Checking Oil Chart

Oil prices rose Tuesday on worries over escalating Mideast tensions after the U.S. and Iran traded strikes over the weekend....

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