, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 22, 2026

Super Micro Climbs 15% After Disclosing Information Companies Normally Disclose

Many server makers are seeing faster growth as companies race to deploy artificial intelligence servers....

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  Jul 22, 2026

OpenAI Discovers Corporate Governance, Appoints Two Guys Named David and Robin

OpenAI appointed longtime financial executives David VΓ©lez and Robin Vince to its nonprofit and for-profit boards....

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  Jul 22, 2026

Goldman Builds $100 Billion Waiting Room for Dentists Who Want SpaceX

Goldman Sachs is launching a new alternative investments platform aimed at giving wealthy clients and family offices direct stakes in private companies....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Zelenskyy Fires Guy While Retail Traders Check Wheat Futures

Zelenskyy appointed Mykhailo Drapatyi as the new army chief, according to a statement on social media....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Short Sellers Discover Bankruptcy Runs on Rocket Fuel

About 206 million SpaceX shares are now sold short, representing roughly 32% of the company's publicly tradable float, according to S3....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Koreans Finally Teach Americans How Stocks Work

South Korea's stock market could be turning around β€” and some investors expect its U.S. counterpart won't be far behind....

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