, June 20, 2026

The Noise

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  Jun 06, 2026

Government Finally Invests in Something They Can't Understand

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman first shared the idea with the Trump administration in 2025, according to a source....

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  Jun 06, 2026

SpaceX Rents Google the World's Most Expensive Calculator

Ahead of a planned IPO, SpaceX inked a deal to rent compute capacity to Google for $920 million per month for 32 months....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Wharton Professor Compares ChatGPT Stocks to Steam Engine

The artificial intelligence-driven rally is different from previous market bubbles, according to Siegel, who likened it to the Industrial Revolution....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Congressman Prepares to Ban Thing He Just Learned Existed

Rep. Bryan Steil, R-Wisc., is working on a bill to ban Congress members and their staff from certain bets on prediction markets such as Kalshi and Polymarket....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Mythos Cures Cybersecurity Until Anybody Checks the Financials

Mythos gave the cybersecurity sector a boost, but upbeat earnings weren't enough for investors in search of an AI payoff....

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  Jun 06, 2026

Chip Stocks Crater After Traders Discover Chart Patterns

All three major averages closed out a losing week....

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