, September 22, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 07, 2026

Inflation Data Arrives Just in Time to Ruin Your Long Weekend

The week will be dominated by inflation data. Plus, Apple's new CEO has his first big test....

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  Sep 07, 2026

China Discovers Free Money Doesn't Make Numbers Go Up

With a bigger capital cushion, financial institutions may also be asked to do more to mobilize resources in capital markets, analysts say....

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  Sep 07, 2026

G20 Discovers Exporting Is When You Sell Things to Other Countries

A Group of 20 finance meeting in the U.S. this month has now elevated the debate over whether China's exports have cost people in other countries their jobs....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Amazon Discovers Runways Have Suggested Lengths

The chair of the National Transportation Safety Board didn't provide details on the cause of the crash in Miami, which killed at least five people....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Trump Discovers Trade Policy While Canada Discovers F*ck You

Trump's announcement comes on the eve of Canadian retaliatory tariffs set to take effect Tuesday on $20 billion of U.S. goods....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Emergency Loans For People Who Make Emergency Decisions

If you're in need of fast cash but have weak credit, you still have options....

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