, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 21, 2026

GM Brings Back Gas Cars After Checking Their Bank Account

GM CEO Mary Barra said Tuesday the next-generation Cadillacs will include new versions of the CT5 sedan, XT5 midsize SUV and discontinued three-row XT6 SUV....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Nvidia Announces CPU Nobody Asked For To Fight War Nobody's Watching

Nvidia released new information about its data center CPU, called Vera, that prospective customers need to fully evaluate the chip....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Wall Street Discovers Homes Are Heavy

The largest landlords are all net sellers year to date, with 3,180 more homes sold than bought since Jan. 1....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Investors Discover Geopolitics Exists, Panic Accordingly

Investors and economists are deliberating what the latest exchange in hostilities will mean for the broader economy....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Voters Discover Democracy Includes Paperwork

Americans will have a rare opportunity to use votes to directly shape tax policy with 26 ballot measures on taxation across 13 states set for midterm elections....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Mediators Propose 10-Day Ceasefire So Everyone Can Check Their Charts

The latest cycle of strikes comes amid reports that regional mediators have presented Washington and Tehran with a proposal for a 10-day ceasefire....

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