, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 21, 2026

Fortinet Buys Chips From Company That Sells Chips Now

Fortinet is the first announced corporate customer for Intel's foundry under CEO Lip-Bu Tan, who took over the chipmaker in March 2025....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Morgan Stanley Downgrades Stock That Already Got F*cked

Salesforce has embraced AI to remain competitive, but its push into the technology hasn't yet proven its ability to drive value, per Morgan Stanley....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Billionaire Who Runs Bank Says Not to Buy Things His Bank Sells

Comments from JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon contrast with investors' recent willingness to look past wars, tariffs and other shocks....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Airlines Decline to Care About Planes That Don't Exist

Boeing and Airbus are preparing their next narrow-body jets, but airlines and investors remain focused on production, deliveries and current aircraft....

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  Jul 21, 2026

SBI Funds Receives $31 Billion in Sympathy Money

SBI Funds Management, whose billion-dollar IPO garnered bids worth $31 billion, made a subdued debut with shares listing at a 7% premium....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Abu Dhabi Spends $6.2 Billion on Gas Nobody Asked For

Abu Dhabi's National Oil Company will invest $6.2 billion to develop the Umm Shaif Gas Cap to expand natural gas production and liquefied natural gas exports....

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