, June 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jun 05, 2026

Senator Demands GPU Billionaire Explain Geopolitics to Her

Sen. Elizabeth Warren is pressing Jensen Huang's Nvidia over export controls, China sales, Trump and data-center policy as Congress scrutinizes the AI chip boom....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Lululemon Blames Words for Failure to Sell Overpriced Pants

Lululemon is expecting its situation to get a lot worse before it gets better, as it issued weak guidance for the full year....

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  Jun 05, 2026

CrowdStrike CEO Promises Bad News Will Eventually Help Stock

CrowdStrike CEO George Kurtz said it was too early for concerns surrounding Anthropic's Mythos to meaningfully impact first-quarter results....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Friday's Jobs Report Promises Numbers You'll Completely Misread

The stronger-than-expected start this year for job creation could be in for a reality check....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Trump Invents New Job Title Called "Temporary Permanent"

Trump's comment came two days after he tapped Bill Pulte, who leads the Federal Housing Finance Agency, as acting DNI to replace Tulsi Gabbard....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Trump Plans Diplomatic Meeting With Dead Man's Son

Khamenei was named the supreme leader in Iran after his father, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was killed on the first day of fighting....

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