, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jul 19, 2026

Retail Traders Pivot to Geopolitical Analysis, Lose Money Faster

The U.S. began a ninth straight night of strikes against Iran, escalating a campaign to destroy Tehran's ability to disrupt shipping in the Strait of Hormuz....

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  Jul 19, 2026

TSMC Builds Factory Because Someone Asked Nicely

Speaking in an interview with CNBC, TSMC's Wendell Huang said the fresh investment comes on the back of robust customer demand....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Tech Investors Discover Diversification After Losing Money

The big unanswered question is how long there can be such terrific opportunities outside tech before it dawns on those overweight the sector....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Spain Wins World Cup, Retail Traders Still Lose Money Somehow

Spain reclaimed football's biggest prize on Sunday, defeating Argentina 1-0 after extra time in a tense World Cup final....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Stock Futures Remain Unimpressed by Your Trading Journal

The three major averages posted weekly losses last week....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Government Activates Secret Court Nobody Knew Existed

Judge James Boasberg has suggested the Alien Terrorist Removal Court would be the natural forum for considering deportation on national security grounds....

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