, September 23, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 05, 2026

Fervo Energy Promises Gigawatts While You Lose Money on Meme Stocks

Power demand in the U.S. is rising. Fervo Energy bets that its project in Utah will prove that enhanced geothermal can be part of the power mix going forward....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Budget Travelers Discover Poverty Is a Viable Investment Strategy

Despite rising prices and the travel industry focusing on the luxury segment, budget-minded vacationers are still finding ways to get away....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Gas Prices Hit Record High; Nation's Drivers Still Can't Read Chart

The national average gasoline price will probably hit $4.03 on Labor Day, topping the record $3.83 per gallon set in 2012, said GasBuddy's Patrick De Haan....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Goldman Sachs Discovers The Concept Of Selling Things To People

The Wall Street investment bank said this week investors should take advantage of recent declines in several stocks....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Anthropic Delays IPO So Retail Can Study Two More Weeks

The artificial intelligence company had been expected to make its IPO prospectus public as early as next week, two sources told Reuters....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Two Car Companies Decide They Make Tanks Now

General Motors and Ford are looking for new potential growth areas, including by seeking military contracts and getting into energy storage businesses....

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