, August 05, 2026

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  Jul 18, 2026

Morgan Stanley Predicts Americans Will Spend $4 Billion on Face Cream They Can't Pronounce

Morgan Stanley forecasts that K-beauty sales in the U.S. can reach approximately $4 billion in 2026....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Wall Street Names Chatbot After Guy Still Alive

Investment firms are readying for an era with less public commentary from the U.S. central bank. Some are relying on AI for an edge....

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  Jul 18, 2026

AI Stocks Rally While Earnings Whisper Into The Void

The AI trade dominated the market once again this week, upstaging an impressive start to the second-quarter earnings season....

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  Jul 18, 2026

CEO Announces Two Things His Company Will Not Do

Fanatics has become one of the most influential companies in sports, building out a massive merchandise, collectibles and sports gambling platform....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Buffett Explains Why He Stopped Writing Checks to a Guy

Warren Buffett tells CNBC that Bill Gates' ties to Jeffrey Epstein didn't drive his termination of donations....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Dana White Wants You to Watch People Get Concussed Twice

UFC president and CEO Dana White predicted that Power Slap may become as big as his flagship fighting sport at the Game Plan conference in New York....

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