, September 23, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 04, 2026

Retail Trader Discovers Calendar, Wishes He Hadn't

Treasury yields rose as the hot jobs report along with sticky inflation may give the Fed more cover to hike interest rates in September....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Retail Traders Prepare to Misunderstand Numbers Again

Next week's inflation data takes on even greater importance for investors as they try to determine where the Federal Reserve could go with interest rates....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Tesla Builds $200 Million Taxi That Nobody Asked For

Tesla's long-awaited Cybercab update failed to dazzle investors....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Man Who Famously Pays Contractors Promises $500 Million

Trump's pledge would dramatically increase MAGA Inc.’s spending after the Trump-aligned PAC kept most of its $403 million war chest on the sidelines....

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  Sep 04, 2026

President Threatens Global Economy Because He Wants a Discount

President Donald Trump demanded that the Fed slash interest rates or else he will cut off trade with countries with which the U.S. maintains trade deficits....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Commissioner Retires After Players Complained She Did Commissioner Things

Engelbert oversaw a period of unprecedented growth for the WNBA, but has faced criticism from players over her leadership....

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