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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 04, 2026

Milei Threatens Oil Companies Over Islands Nobody Can Find on a Map

Argentina's President Javier Milei has renewed the country's claim to the Falkland Islands and threatened sanctions on oil companies....

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  Sep 04, 2026

President Endorses Gas Station Currently Being Sued Over Unpaid Gas

Freedom Fuel won free publicity when President Donald Trump urged other gas retailers to emulate its low prices in July....

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  Sep 04, 2026

VCs Discover They've Been Funding Garbage This Whole Time

Investors should keep an eye out for excessive valuations and focus on productivity when it comes to investing in AI companies, market watchers say....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Fox News Cancels Woman Who Told Boomers When to Panic

Politically influential financial journalist Maria Bartiromo has departed Fox News Media after more than a decade, the company announced Thursday....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Cramer Picks Six Stocks, Counts to Seven

CNBC's Jim Cramer sees catalysts across Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, Microsoft, Nvidia and Tesla....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Adobe Replaces CEO With Different Indian Guy Named Anil

Adobe announced Anil Chakravarthy as its next CEO, replacing Shantanu Narayen, who announced his departure last March....

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