, August 06, 2026

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  Jul 18, 2026

Government F*cks With AI Because That Always Goes Well

The Trump administration is taking steps to control who gets access to the latest frontier models, people familiar with the matter told CNBC....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Trump Plans to Invoice Canada for Breathing

The smoke coming from active wildfires in Canada has led to unhealthy air quality in swaths of the U.S., which could affect the World Cup final in New Jersey....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Taco Bell Removes Lettuce After Customers Get The Sh*ts

Taco Bell, which the CDC linked to the cyclosporiasis outbreak, will likely recover soon from the health safety scare, according to analysts....

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  Jul 18, 2026

SpaceX Joins Index, Loses Quarter of Value Immediately

SpaceX's stock plunged further on Friday, a day after it aborted a test flight for its Starship rocket at the last second....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Two Companies Race to Be Slightly More Imaginary Than the Other

Nvidia shares have underperformed in 2026 as Wall Street shifts to companies powering the infrastructure AI buildout....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Alphabet and Tesla Will Explain Why You're Still Poor

Next week's Alphabet and Tesla earnings will give some idea of where the semis go next....

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