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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Nov 02, 2026

Anthropic Owes $895 Billion. Retail Traders Owe Rent.

Anthropic unveiled its S-1 prospectus last week, but the initial filing only included the company's financials through the first half of the year....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Fanatics Remixes Hometowns, Charges Premium Prices For The Hometown Part

Fanatics and the NHL debuted Hometown Remix, a special-edition uniform and apparel program covering all 32 teams....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Hackers Warn Two Nuclear Powers: "Hi! Do Not Worry"

Russia and Ukraine both report cyberattacks on their alerting systems, as strikes continue across the countries....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Fake Ticker: $DEBT Soars as You Borrow Money

These top lenders cater to a range of borrowers, whether you need a large loan, have poor credit or require next-day funding....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Murphy Stroke Update: Hockey Game Still Had Better Odds Than Your Calls

Sen. Chris Murphy's office announced Sunday that he suffered a stroke and was hospitalized the day prior, though they say he is 'awake and alert.'...

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  Nov 02, 2026

Midterms Hit Defense, Healthcare, Crypto, AI. Your Portfolio Hits Snooze.

Democratic gains in Congress could bring tougher oversight of major companies and shift billions of dollars in federal spending and regulatory policy....

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