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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 18, 2026

Anthropic Invents Three Ways to Measure Nothing

Anthropic said it measured AI-led research and development, oversight of AI agents and compute allocation within the company....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Nvidia CEO Promises to Double Your Losses

Huang's comment is the latest forecast from Nvidia and points to continuing massive growth for the next six quarters....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Fed Raises Rates, Experts Remember Bonds Exist

Where the experts are finding income opportunities now that the Fed has increased rates....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Chase Offers 5.5 Million Points to Someone Who Will Spend Them on the Same Vacation They Already Took

Want to recreate your favorite vacation? A winning Sapphire Reserve cardholder will receive 5.5 million points to do exactly that....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Trump Wants His Name on a Building That May Not Exist

President Donald Trump wants his name on the Kennedy Center. But a judge has ruled it cannot be placed there without authorization by Congress....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Jack Lew Discovers Exciting New Way to Say Absolutely Nothing

The next U.S. president and candidates for Senate this November will be tasked with addressing Social Security's funding shortfall....

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