, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 03, 2026

Billionaire Discovers Lawyers Can File Paperwork

Black's attorneys say the NDAs being sought by the panel have nothing to do with his dealings with notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Musk Discovers Politics Also Accepts Money for Attention

Elon Musk’s America PAC is spending in key Senate races including Texas and Maine, days after Musk met with House Speaker Mike Johnson....

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  Sep 03, 2026

NFL Books Stadium That Actually Wants Them

The San Francisco 49ers and the L.A. Rams are playing the NFL's first-ever game in Australia, marking an expanded push to grow the game internationally....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Tyson Discovers Cattle Weren't a Subscription Model

Tyson Foods cut its profit forecast and lowered its annual sales ​target, blaming increased ​pressure in ​its beef segment due to expected weak cattle prices....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Iran Launches Missiles While Retail Traders Check Their Kurdistan ETF

On Thursday, Kuwait's army said it was confronting hostile missile and drone attacks from Iran....

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  Sep 03, 2026

UN Predicts Weather Will Continue Through February 2027

Latest modeling shows high risks of floods, drought and extreme heat persisting until February 2027....

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