, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 03, 2026

Anthropic Gets Pirated by China on Tor Like a Cam Rip

Foreign adversaries have been illegally accessing American AI systems to train competing technology, and selling copycat versions at a lower price....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Putin Discovers Diplomatic Dictionary Under Couch Cushion

Putin said peace with Ukraine remains possible while calling Kyiv’s warning on Russian airspace β€œstate terrorism,” as NATO flags fresh risks....

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  Sep 03, 2026

China Accuses G20 of Protectionism While Literally Protecting Exports

China rejected G20 pressure over export-driven growth while also challenging U.S. Iran sanctions and European trade measures....

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  Sep 03, 2026

BP Sells Wet Hole to Company You've Never Heard Of

EnQuest CEO Amjad Bseisu told CNBC the company is interested in BP’s U.K. North Sea assets as the oil major explores a sale of the business....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Dutch Central Bank Discovers Britain Still Has Working Phones

DNB said gold stored with the Bank of England is more readily tradable, allowing it to be deployed more quickly in a severe crisis....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Ballmer Discovers Spreadsheets Have Consequences

The NBA also fined the Los Angeles Clippers $30 million and said the team will forfeit five first-round picks, one in each year in drafts starting in 2029....

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