, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 17, 2026

China Offers 5,000 AI Training Slots Nobody Applied For

China will provide developing countries with 5,000 opportunities in AI training and seminar programs, as well as develop AI cooperation with various blocs....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Institutions Spend $31 Billion on Something Retail Can't Buy

The IPO of India's largest asset manager closed on Thursday, drawing keen interest from institutional investors....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Cramer Recommends Buying Something That Just Went Down

CNBC’s Jim Cramer said GE Aerospace's post-earnings sell-off overlooks another strong beat-and-raise quarter....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Blanche Required to Apologize to Strangers Before Getting Promoted

Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., wants Todd Blanche to meet with victims of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein before committing his support for the nomination....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Mortgage Rates Reveal Consumers Can't Afford Things They Can't Afford

Mortgage rates are high, home prices at record levels, and consumers stressed — all contributing to a drop in existing home sales and builder sentiment....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Morgan Stanley Discovers New Way to Complicate Index Funds

Investors seeking income should diversify beyond the traditional 60/40, according to Morgan Stanley. Here is how its portfolio breaks down....

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