, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jul 16, 2026

Contractor Metaphor Does Heavy Lifting While Fundamentals Nap

The stock is trading near the low end of historical multiples despite improving fundamentals and catalysts ahead....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Small-Cap Rally Enters Year 34, Adjusting for Investor Memory

The Russell 2000 small-cap stock index is up almost 20% this year, its best first half since 1991, and investing experts say the rally can keep running....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Two Regulators Enter, One Market Leaves

As new contract types are introduced, prediction markets may have to work under two regulatory bodies....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Senator Calculates the Exact Dollar Value of Your Financial Illiteracy

Sen. Elizabeth Warren says the Trump administration's rollback of CFPB rules and enforcement has cost Americans up to $26.5 billion so far....

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  Jul 16, 2026

42% of Adults Still Cashing Mom's Check

Parents can maximize the impact of their support by ensuring their gifts alleviate financial stress or help their kids move closer to their long-term goals....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Nvidia Names AI Model After a Mid-Tier SUV

Nvidia announces new AI model, Cosmos 3 Edge, and expansion of its physical AI ecosystems in Japan....

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