The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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The Noise

Sep 02, 2026

BlackRock Recommends Being Picky Right After You Already Bought Everything

Today's higher yields offer a solid starting point for returns in fixed income, but investors will need to be picky about where they take credit risk....

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Sep 02, 2026

Yield Curve Enthusiasts Discover New Reason to Panic

The 10-year Treasury note yield reached a fresh multiyear high on Wednesday as inflation and debt concerns pressured global government borrowing costs....

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Sep 02, 2026

Uber Discovers 10% of Employees Were Decorative

Uber is cutting small teams by nearly half and allowing about 1% of its workforce to continue working remotely....

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Sep 02, 2026

Baseball Teams Worth Billions, Retail Traders Still Can't Afford Tickets

The Angels sold for $4 billion. Not $3.9 billion. Not $4.1...

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Sep 02, 2026

DOJ Discovers New Way to Make Paperwork Even More Exciting

The new DOJ opinion relates to funding states get for Temporary Assistance for Needy Families and the Supplemental Security Income programs....

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Sep 02, 2026

Michael Khouw Knows What You Don't and You'll Still Lose Money

How Michael Khouw is playing ORCL ahead of earnings....

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