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Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Sep 04, 2026

Treasury Department Discovers New Way to F*ck Rich People Who Hate Taxes

The Treasury has proposed regulations that would strip thousands of private schools of their tax-exempt status and threaten a valuable tax break for donations....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Detroit Suddenly Remembers What National Security Means

Major automakers in the U.S. are urging Congress to ban the domestic sale, import and manufacturing of Chinese connected vehicles, hardware and software....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Lululemon Discovers Yoga Pants Don't Defy Gravity

Lululemon posted another quarter of disappointing results and a sales slowdown as the company struggles to turn its business around....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Citi Adds $600 to Credit Card Nobody Asked For

The additional benefits far outweigh the cost increase, but the lounge access remains the selling point for this card....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Economists Discover One Variable That Could Affect a Number

Some economists see one variable that could hold back Friday's jobs report....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Fed Discovers Employment Data Still Won't Tell Them Sh*t

August nonfarm payrolls are expected to rise by 53,000 as a subdued labor market keeps Fed attention focused on inflation....

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