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CROX Up 25%: Retail Finally Gets to Feel Smart Wearing Foam


Since CNBC flagged Crocs' depressed valuation on Oct. 13, the stock has surged 30%, fueled by a massive 25.5% post-earnings rally on Thursday.

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CROX Up 25%: Retail Finally Gets to Feel Smart Wearing Foam

Crocs jumped 25.5% on Thursday. The company makes foam clogs with holes in them. Holes. Wall Street paid a premium for holes.

CNBC flagged the stock as cheap on Oct. 13. It has since surged 30%. Somewhere, a retail trader is calling this "analysis."

It was a headline. A headline and a shoe.

Here is the technical picture. Stock was down. Stock went up. Stock may go up more, or down, or sideways. That is every chart ever drawn. You can stop paying for the course.

CNBC says this might be just the beginning. Bold. Beginnings are also when people buy. Endings are when they post about it.

The earnings were good enough to launch the stock 25% in a single session. Good for the company. Even better for the guy who bought Thursday morning and thinks he predicted it. He did not. He got lucky and wore sandals to the casino.

Now the late arrivals show up. They saw the 30% gain. They saw the word "beginning." They are checking their brokerage apps between bites of a gas station burrito, calculating how many pairs of Jibbitz charms they can afford with the profits they have not made yet.

Crocs sells a shoe people apologize for wearing. Traders apologize for owning the stock after it falls. Same energy. Same clog.

Buy the breakout if you must. Just remember what you are holding. A company whose best-known product has a ventilation system for your regrets.

You did not find a bargain. You found a shoe store with a ticker, and the ticker found you.

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