, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 31, 2026

Trump Promises Number He Saw on a Cereal Box

Trump argued rapid growth should not prompt Fed rate hikes, even as inflation remains above the central bank’s 2% target....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Wolfe Research Warns You About Things That Already Happened

Several indicators may herald earnings disappointments at multiple companies, according to Wolfe Research. Here are some of them....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Nine Midsized Drugmakers Accept Participation Trophy

The string of deals builds on the Trump administration's push to link the nation's drug prices to cheaper ones abroad....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Warsh Opens Mouth, Traders Pretend It Matters

The path toward the move still looks cluttered....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Banks Discover New Way to Rent You Your Own Money

Annual percentage yields on certificates of deposit are looking attractive as fall begins next month....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Mortgage Rates Blame Iran For Your Adjustable Rate Mistake

The expectation had been for falling rates this year, but the war with Iran and its resulting rise in oil prices upended that....

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