, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 17, 2026

CoreWeave Borrows $3 Billion It Doesn't Have Yet

CoreWeave said on Thursday it plans to raise $3 billion through a convertible debt offering, highlighting ⁠the funding needed to support its AI infrastructure....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Ed Sheeran Solicits Billionaire During Band Drama Like a LinkedIn Influencer

Robert Kraft said Ed Sheeran asked him to commit $2 million toward humanitarian aid amid the controversy over Macklemore’s removal from Sheeran’s U.S. tour...

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  Sep 17, 2026

Central Bank Disagrees With Other Central Bank, Retail Traders Adjust Fantasies Accordingly

The Bank of England kept rates steady Thursday, even after U.K. inflation rose to 3.1% and energy costs put pressure on prices....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Samsung and TSMC Beg Americans to Learn Math

U.S. semiconductor manufacturing faces a historic worker shortage as demand soars. Here’s how chipmakers and U.S. universities aim to fix it....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Banks Demand LinkedIn Profile Before Releasing Dead Guy's Money

Nonprofits are pushing back against policies by financial institutions to collect personal information of charity employees before releasing a gift....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Trump Discovers Tariffs Exist, Plans to Use Them on Everyone

U.S. House has paved the way for a legislation that will allow Trump to impose up to 100% tariffs on countries buying Russian oil, giving him leverage against India and China....

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