, August 02, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 31, 2026

Companies Discover Begging Strangers for Money Is Optional

With the rise of secondary markets and a stronger liquidity environment, more companies are choosing to stay private for longer, according to experts....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Rare Disease Patients Face Coverage Loss So Retail Traders Can Feel Productive

New Medicaid work requirements could put rare disease patients’ coverage at risk. NORD CEO Pamela Gavin explains how families can prepare....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Ceasefire Depends on Previous Ceasefire Going Well

Hamas says it will only disarm after Israel meets previous ceasefire commitments, despite President Donald Trump's announcement of a breakthrough U.S.-brokered agreement....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Iran Launches Missiles While Your Portfolio Manager Checks His Golf Handicap

Iran's army said it launched attacks on strategic U.S. assets and military bases in Kuwait and Bahrain....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Julian McManus Discovers That Seven Is More Than Zero

Janus Henderson’s Julian McManus says investors are looking overseas as Magnificent Seven concentration worries revive diversification....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Chile Gets Hit by Weather, Retail Traders Discover Geology

Deadly storms in Chile have disrupted mining operations, further straining supply and potentially driving prices higher, strategists say....

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