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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Nov 02, 2026

Two Dan Sullivans, One Ballot, Zero Chart Patterns

Democratic nominee Mary Peltola is facing two candidates named Dan Sullivan in the Alaska Senate election, one of whom is the Republican incumbent....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Unity Rally Cancelled Due to Unity Rally Attendee Joining Other Team

Haley Stevens had lost the Democratic nomination for Senate in Michigan to Abdul El-Sayed earlier this year....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Your 5.0% Savings Account Is Losing To Inflation's Cousin

Earn the most interest with our top-rated high-yield savings accounts....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Murphy Stroke Has No Effect on My Chart Patterns

Sen. Chris Murphy's office announced Sunday that he suffered a stroke and was hospitalized the day prior, though they say he is 'awake and alert.'...

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  Nov 02, 2026

Banks Block Robots That Want to Cancel Your Subscriptions

As companies from Amazon to JPMorgan block AI personal agents like Meta's Muse, retail experts warn that technology that removes customer friction usually wins....

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  Nov 02, 2026

Senate Candidates Promise to Fix 2032 Before 2032 Fixes Them

Social Security's retirement trust fund may run out in 2032. Senators elected this November will be in office when that deadline comes....

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