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  Sep 01, 2026

Trump Discovers Addition, Aims for 20%

Trump argued rapid growth should not prompt Fed rate hikes, even as inflation remains above the central bank’s 2% target....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Cramer Compiles List While Markets Ignore Him

Robinhood lands an upgrades. And is there a path for rates to go lower?...

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  Sep 01, 2026

OneRail Solves Problem That Didn't Need Nvidia GPU

Last-mile delivery company OneRail is launching a new platform with Nvidia to use AI to help retailers make faster and more efficient delivery decisions....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Toyota Invents Scarcity, Calls It a Business Model

When Toyota announced the new version of its SUV, it said the RAV4 would only be available as a hybrid and that production would be limited at first....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Apple CEO Replaces Himself With Guy Who Now Gets Blamed For RAM Prices

John Ternus' first day as Apple CEO comes at a critical juncture for the iPhone maker, with memory prices soaring and AI challenges looming....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Two Countries With Nukes Fight Over Water Like Neighbors With A Shared Driveway

The arbitration ruling adds a new layer of stress to a long-simmering water dispute between two nuclear-armed neighbors....

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