, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 14, 2026

Cramer Announces Water Still Wet, Investors Rejoice

CNBC's Jim Cramer said investors have gravitated toward a familiar group of stocks as oil prices climb....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Cramer Recommends Buying The Thing That Just Went Down

CNBC's Jim Cramer said tech stocks continue to offer the market's biggest upside....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Parasitic Infection Offers More Certainty Than Your Portfolio

Cyclospora, a parasitic infection that can cause weeks of severe diarrhea, is spreading in the U.S. Here's what to know about the disease, and how to stay safe....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Chipotle Brings Tex-Mex Back to Actual Mexico

Fast casual chain Chipotle announced Monday that it is opening its first location in Mexico in the Monterrey area....

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  Jul 14, 2026

Tumbling Oil Prices Confirm Retail Traders Still Can't Read Charts

Tumbling oil prices in June are likely to provide some welcome good news for inflation....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Fed Governor Announces Water Is Wet, Retail Traders Panic

The Fed governor said inflation has expanded beyond the often-cited drivers such as the energy price spike in tariffs....

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