, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 01, 2026

Cramer Declares Victory After Stocks Go Up For Thirty Days

CNBC's Jim Cramer said August was a comeback month for stocks that had been battered by bearish narratives....

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  Sep 01, 2026

McKinsey Charges $400K to Explain Why Your Puts Expired Worthless

In many ways it seems that the party has ended for many U.S. and European corporations that once enjoyed a big advantage in China....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Bipartisan Committee Discovers Fear Still Works on Voters

Bipartisan lawmakers cautioned that existing safeguards may not be enough to keep up with AI's advances....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Trump Promises Number He Saw on a Cereal Box

Trump argued rapid growth should not prompt Fed rate hikes, even as inflation remains above the central bank’s 2% target....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Wolfe Research Warns You About Things That Already Happened

Several indicators may herald earnings disappointments at multiple companies, according to Wolfe Research. Here are some of them....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Nine Midsized Drugmakers Accept Participation Trophy

The string of deals builds on the Trump administration's push to link the nation's drug prices to cheaper ones abroad....

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