, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 13, 2026

Oil Prices Jump So Economists Remember Interest Rates Exist

Chances of a rate hike in July by the Federal Reserve rose as oil prices jumped on the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Options Traders Predict Future Using Gambling

Options traders are striking a decidedly bullish tone heading into the streaming giant's earnings on Thursday....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Appeals Court Decides Juries Should Guess About Medicine

There is no firm scientific evidence linking Tylenol use during pregnancy to autism and attention ⁠deficit hyperactivity β€Œdisorder in children....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Two Billionaires Fight Online While Apple Sues One of Them

Sam Altman insisted that Elon Musk was again obsessed with him because of an OpenAI model release earlier this week....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Cyclospora Parasite Offers Better Returns Than Your Portfolio

No deaths have been reported and the source of the cyclospora infections hasn't been identified....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Jim Cramer Picks a Stock So You Know What Happens Next

We're picking up more shares, consistent with the game plan we laid out in Friday's Morning Meeting....

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