, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 17, 2026

Banks Demand LinkedIn Profile Before Releasing Dead Guy's Money

Nonprofits are pushing back against policies by financial institutions to collect personal information of charity employees before releasing a gift....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Trump Discovers Tariffs Exist, Plans to Use Them on Everyone

U.S. House has paved the way for a legislation that will allow Trump to impose up to 100% tariffs on countries buying Russian oil, giving him leverage against India and China....

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  Sep 17, 2026

United Russia Discovers Voters Hard to Fake When They're Broke

Russia’s upcoming election is expected to cement United Russia’s dominance, but voter turnout and its margin of victory could offer clues to public discontent....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Chelsea Owners Discover $21 Billion Is Actually A Lot Of Money

Two of Walter's insurance companies faces federal criminal and civil investigations into the accounting of roughly $21 billion in financial transactions....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Snap Charges $2,000 for Glasses That Require Three Partners to Function

Snap is partnering with Nvidia, Amazon Web Services and Salesforce as part of an enterprise sales push centered on its $2,000 Specs AR glasses....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Salesforce Predicts Its Own Future, Expects Applause

Salesforce issued some updated longer-term financials at its annual Dreamforce conference....

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