, August 02, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 31, 2026

Ceasefire Depends on Previous Ceasefire Going Well

Hamas says it will only disarm after Israel meets previous ceasefire commitments, despite President Donald Trump's announcement of a breakthrough U.S.-brokered agreement....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Iran Launches Missiles While Your Portfolio Manager Checks His Golf Handicap

Iran's army said it launched attacks on strategic U.S. assets and military bases in Kuwait and Bahrain....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Julian McManus Discovers That Seven Is More Than Zero

Janus Henderson’s Julian McManus says investors are looking overseas as Magnificent Seven concentration worries revive diversification....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Chile Gets Hit by Weather, Retail Traders Discover Geology

Deadly storms in Chile have disrupted mining operations, further straining supply and potentially driving prices higher, strategists say....

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  Jul 31, 2026

China Blames Weather for Economic Data Retail Traders Can't Read

China's factory activity unexpectedly contracted in July, as the export rush that powered a second-quarter rebound began to unwind....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Anthropic's AI Models Hacked Themselves Into Other Companies

Anthropic said it discovered three instances where its Claude AI models accessed the internet during an evaluation and accessed outside systems....

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