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  Aug 30, 2026

Rocket Launchers Blamed for Monday'sChart Patterns

Oil rises Monday, amid heightened concerns over supply disruptions after U.S. forces struck two Iranian rocket launchers on Larak Island on Sunday....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Singapore Discovers You Can't F*ck Your Way Out of a Birth Rate Crisis

One challenge for policy makers is that success on many measures won't show up immediately....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Fed Watches Oil, Oil Watches Nvidia, Nvidia Watches Paint Dry

In his Sunday column for Investing Club subscribers, Jim Cramer explores the linkage between Nvidia's stock, the oil market, and the Federal Reserve....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Bessent Threatens Banks That Do Business With Country That Hates Us Anyway

Bessent's campaign means to push countries that still do business with Iran to sever their financial ties or face retaliation from the U.S....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Aon Pays $17 Billion to Acquire More Ways to Confuse You

Aon is nearing a roughly $17 billion deal, including debt, to acquire insurance brokerage USI from KKR, the Journal reported....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Retail Traders Pivot to Geopolitical Risk Management

The last major U.S. strikes on Iran were carried out in late July....

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