The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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The Noise

Aug 30, 2026

Treasury Department Invents New Way to F*ck Up a Press Conference

Trump's attack on NBC comes after the Treasury barred journalists from The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg from attending the G20....

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Aug 30, 2026

Freedom Fuel Forgot To Pay For The Freedom

A federal lawsuit claims that fuel distributor KRSM failed to pay for $4 million worth of fuel, some of which the company sold to the Freedom Fuel network....

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Aug 30, 2026

Broadcom Reports Earnings, Nation's Dip Buyers Prepare Emotional Support Animals

Broadcom and Palo Alto Networks report. Plus, it's jobs week....

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Aug 30, 2026

Bessent Discovers Diplomacy Harder Than PowerPoint

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent flies to a G20 meeting where he gets to...

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Aug 30, 2026

Psychologist Discovers Couples Who Don't Track Chores Also Don't Track Returns

Psychologist and relationship expert Mark Travers says the happiest couples have stopped fighting about who's doing more. Here's how to avoid it....

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Aug 30, 2026

Canada Has Metals, Retail Traders Have Charts That Don't Work

When the U.S.-Canada trade war erupted, the market repriced metals and materials stocks and ETFs, but longer-term investors should be wary....

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