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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Nov 01, 2026

Analysts Bullish "For The Long Haul." You Won't Last Lunch.

Investors looking beyond short-term noise and focusing on long-term returns can track top analysts to pick the right stocks, backed by strong research....

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  Nov 01, 2026

CROX Up 25%: Retail Finally Gets to Feel Smart Wearing Foam

Since CNBC flagged Crocs' depressed valuation on Oct. 13, the stock has surged 30%, fueled by a massive 25.5% post-earnings rally on Thursday....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Muni Bonds Await Your Vote. They Won't Notice.

The 2026 election could affect municipal bonds through state tax measures, new bond supply and the makeup of Congress....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Binance Is 90% Sure Your Money Exists

Binance says it has restored backing for 90% of assets affected by its $6.3 billion hack and resumed phased withdrawals....

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  Nov 01, 2026

$10B Claim Closes Down 100%, Judge Calls It "Grasping at Straws"

President Donald Trump denied writing a birthday letter to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, which was the subject of a 2025 Wall Street Journal article....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Judge Rules 27 Gas Turbines Are Not "Mobile"

The Colossus data centers and a power plant that SpaceXAI is also building in Southaven, Mississippi, have faced community backlash for years....

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