, June 17, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 15, 2026

Iran Fixes SoftBank's Phone Addiction Problem Temporarily

Asian tech stocks surged Monday on news that Iran and the U.S. have reached a deal....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Anthropic Curbs Lead Investors to Discover China Still Has Computers

Shares of Chinese AI model developer Zhipu surged as Wall Street banks raised bets on the company's ability to capture global AI demand....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Trump Solves Middle East Between Breakfast and Lunch

The G7 is likely to address the Iran peace deal, as well as Russia's war against Ukraine, which continues to rage in eastern Europe....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Woman Who Sold JPMorgan a List Asks President for Get Out of Jail Free Card

Javice founded a startup called Frank that JPMorgan acquired in 2021 for $175 million....

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  Jun 15, 2026

Meta Pays Billions to Discover AI Is Hard

Mark Zuckerberg's mega spending spree began a year ago, when he lured Alexandr Wang to oversee a new AI strategy. The results so far are underwhelming....

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  Jun 14, 2026

Father-Daughter Team Discovers Printer Goes Brrrr

Charlie Moreton and Victoria Baumann are the father-daughter duo behind Victoria Essie Studio, which has seen viral success selling 3D-printed fidget toys....

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