, August 02, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 31, 2026

Analysts Raise Price Target After Admitting They Were Wrong

It was a good but not great quarter as Apple worked to mitigate the memory shortage, which impacted the reported quarter and guidance....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Apple Charges You Twice for the Same Phone Now

Ahead of the launch of Siri AI, Apple's outgoing CEO Tim Cook said the company will charge for artificial intelligence through iCloud....

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  Jul 31, 2026

CEO Discovers Investors Will Believe Anything If You Say AI Enough

Amazon jumped about 10% to $258 in after-hours trading, putting shares at their highest level since early June....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Indonesia Discovers You Can Sell Things You Own

Indonesia's state-owned telecom giant is exploring a sale of MDI Ventures, according to people familiar with the matter....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Hedge Fund Borrows Money, Loses Money, Shocked

CNBC's Jim Cramer said the forced unwind of Situational Awareness shows how borrowing money can quickly magnify losses and trigger forced selling....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Two Companies Do Exactly What They Always Do

Microsoft posted strong Azure and Copilot growth, while Meta missed revenue guidance forecasts as free cash flow plunged leading to diverging stock moves....

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