, August 08, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 10, 2026

Meta Stock Surges After Releasing AI Nobody Asked For

Meta released two AI models this week as part of its new Muse Spark family, under the leadership of Alexandr Wang....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Circle Gets Permission Slip to Cosplay as a Real Bank

Stablecoin issuer Circle surged in premarket trading after the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency granted it approval to operate as a trust bank....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Earnings Reports Scheduled During Geopolitical Crisis Because God Hates Your Portfolio

Investors are anticipating the start of earnings season and the release of June inflation data, just as the U.S-Iran war threatens to reassert itself....

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  Jul 10, 2026

Foster Kids Get Savings Accounts Named After a President

Advocates say that Trump Accounts for foster children may end up being helpful, as long as concerns about flexibility and accessibility are addressed....

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  Jul 10, 2026

UBS Recommends Buying the Stocks Grandma Dies In

Senior housing and skilled nursing facilities are enjoying healthy fundamentals, UBS said....

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  Jul 10, 2026

SK Hynix Gets the 3x Leverage Treatment It Deserves

The original ETF boom was about low cost, tax-efficient core index funds. Now single-stock ETFs are upping risk, with leverage getting 'a little carried away.'...

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