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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 31, 2026

Gas Under $2 Pending. Please Hold, Iowa.

President Donald Trump promised voters who were angry about inflation that he would slash gasoline prices below $2 a gallon in his first year in office....

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  Oct 31, 2026

BRK.B Sets Record High, Buyers Celebrate by Doing Nothing

Berkshire Hathaway shares managed to set a few more all-time highs in an otherwise lackluster week of trading....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Dazzle, Duckbill, Wajo: Artificial Intelligence, Powered By Gary

AI agents from startups including Dazzle, Duckbill and Wajo still rely on human workers for calls and other real-world tasks when software falls short....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Rivian Prints Parts Now. Your Portfolio Remains Unprintable.

Automakers including Ford, Rivian and GM are expanding 3D printing to make prototypes, factory tools and low-volume parts faster and at lower cost....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Twenty-Two Super PACs Walk Into Midterms, Nobody Sees Who Paid

Twenty-two late-forming super PACs spent about $637 million in 2026 congressional races, sometimes before voters could see their donors....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Anthropic IPO Delayed By Gravity, Sources Say Nothing

Concerning projections from hyperscalers this week punished tech stocks and pushed the Nasdaq to its first three-week losing streak since March....

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