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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 31, 2026

Bilt Simplifies Program by Adding a $1 Million Raffle

Bilt announced some changes to its program starting in 2027, but users can opt out of some of the coming modifications....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Nasdaq Loses 5.3% In October, Retail Calls It "Seasoning"

The tech-heavy Nasdaq Composite posted its worst month since March 2025....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Binance Lost $6.3 Billion, Begs Man With Emojis

Binance co-founder Changpeng Zhao asked Elon Musk to stop β€œtrolling” after a $6.3 billion hack, pointing to Binance’s $1 billion-plus SpaceX stake....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Fund Managers Mail You a Tax Bill for Gains You Never Had

Mutual fund families are preparing to roll out large capital gains to shareholders....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Pyongyang Just Out-Traded Every Man Who Owns a Ledger

More than $6 billion in crypto was stolen from Binance, setting off a race to recover the funds before North Korea-linked hackers can launder them into cash....

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  Oct 31, 2026

Meta Settles Mid-Jury-Selection, Confidence Remains Unbothered

Social media companies face thousands of lawsuits alleging they knowingly sought to addict children to their platforms, contributing ⁠to a youth mental health crisis....

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