, June 17, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 13, 2026

Anthropic Discovers Export Controls Apply to Them Too

Anthropic said it disabled access to its Fable 5 and Mythos 5 models to comply with an export control directive from the U.S. government....

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  Jun 13, 2026

Retirees Brace for 4.7% Raise on Income They Already Spent

As inflation climbs, Social Security beneficiaries may see a higher cost-of-living adjustment in 2027. Here's which costs spiked most over the past 12 months....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Congressman's Husband Discovers Front-Running, Invents Politics

Republican Rep. Lisa McClain’s husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk’s xAI before it was folded into SpaceX ahead of its IPO....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Debuts on Nasdaq, Retail Traders Finally Get Their Turn Holding the Bag

SpaceX shares soared on Friday as trading commenced on the Nasdaq....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Diplomacy Discovers the Concept of Maybe

A deal to end the Iran war could be signed soon, a senior Trump administration official said, following recent conflicting statements from the warring nations....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Goes Public So You Can Lose Money in Space Now

Whether SpaceX can maintain the early enthusiasm in the coming days will be telling....

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