, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 16, 2026

IRS Promises Paperwork So Complex You'll Just Pay the Higher Rate

The notion of indexing capital gains for inflation sounds attractive, but the execution could be burdensome....

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  Sep 16, 2026

Wells Fargo Discovers Metrics Can Go Up

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Amazon Discovers Cloud Has Physical Locations

In March, two Amazon data centers in the UAE were struck by drones, while a site was also damaged by a nearby drone hit....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Saudi Arabia Discovers Pipelines Need to Stay Open

Iran-backed Houthi militants in Yemen, meanwhile, carried out renewed strikes on Saudi Arabia this week....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Massie Files Impeachment Papers Against Boss He Voted to Confirm

Republican Rep. Thomas Massie filed articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for executing Iran war orders without Congress' approval....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon Agree on Something, Portfolio Immediately Catches Fire

Lawmakers and AI regulation advocates met Tuesday in Washington at a Future of Life Institute event to urge regulatory action to rein in the expanding technology....

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