, August 03, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 29, 2026

Fed Does Nothing, Investors Wait for Companies to Tell Them What to Think

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Ballistic Missiles Remind Traders That Charts Don't Stop Warheads

Oil rose sharply amid renewed tensions in the Middle East after Iran launched an attack on U.S. forces using ballistic missiles....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Bank Discovers Time Machine, Travels Back to 2019

Some banks are boosting yields as the Federal Reserve holds rates steady....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Three People at Work Disagree With Nine Other People at Work

Despite increasing support for a rate increase, the Federal Open Market Committee voted 9-3 to leave the federal funds rate in a range between 3.5% and 3.75%....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Mike Khouw Sells Options While You Google His Name

Even as broader tech names and momentum plays have faltered, Apple has hit new all-time highs....

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  Jul 29, 2026

DoorDash Replaces Drivers With Flying Robots, Calls It Progress

The ​move marks the food-delivery company's push into autonomous delivery, reducing ⁠reliance β€Œon human couriers....

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