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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 29, 2026

Sinking Fund Named Correctly, Warns Retail Trader's Holiday Budget

Start saving now to spread holiday costs across paychecks and reduce the need to borrow....

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  Oct 29, 2026

Pentagon Fires Man Whose Whole Job Was Having a Plan

Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia was removed as head of strategy, plans and policy on the Joint Chiefs of Staff....

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  Oct 29, 2026

MRK Beats Estimates; Your Portfolio Still Loses To Sleep

Merck's immunotherapy Keytruda, including a newer injectable form of the drug, showed stronger-than-expected sales....

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  Oct 29, 2026

Republicans Hate Socialism Except When It Pays Them

Democratic socialist candidates have held up North Dakota's state-owned bank as a model to emulate....

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  Oct 29, 2026

Weil Gotshal Hires Restructuring Counsel, Becomes Its Own Worst Client

Weil, Gotshal & Manges, a multinational law firm, has represented major corporations over its nearly century-long history....

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  Oct 29, 2026

Nvidia Buys the Hugging Emoji for $12.9 Billion

Nvidia faces DOJ inquiry over its $12.9 billion purchase of Hugging Face....

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