, August 03, 2026

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  Jul 29, 2026

Audi Builds Car Nobody Asked For, Expects Applause

Audi sales have struggled in the U.S. over the last several quarters. The brand has been hit by tariffs and a market shift away from EVs. New product may help....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Legal Fees Now Classified as Technical Indicators

The Supreme Court recently rejected President Donald Trump's bid to hear his appeal of another $5 million verdict in favor of Carroll....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Senate Discovers Sanctions Work Best When Applied 632 Days Late

The sanctions target Russian officials, oligarchs, their family members, foreign persons, Russian banks and financial institutions and the Russian shadow fleet....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Ford Announces It Remembers How to Build Trucks Again

Ford cited operational improvements, resilient vehicle pricing and a high sales mix of profitable products for its performance and the improved guidance....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Six Years to Pay Off a Depreciating Asset Sounds Smart

A longer car loan term means lower monthly payments now, but a higher total cost over time....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Apple Hits $5 Trillion By Doing Absolutely Nothing Different

The jockeying between Apple and Nvidia reflects a debate about the future of AI that has preoccupied investors this summer....

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