, June 18, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX IPO Valued at 'Stupid' Says Man About to Buy Shares

While SpaceX's IPO has caused alarm that it may be overvalued, some retail investors still want in....

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  Jun 12, 2026

S&P 500 Rejects SpaceX Because Your 401(k) Wasn't Dumb Enough Yet

The S&P 500 index, where trillions in retirement savings are invested, said no to the SpaceX IPO, the biggest in history. Here's what that means for portfolios....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Analysts Issue Opinions, Retail Traders Prepare to Lose Money

Here are Friday's biggest calls on Wall Street....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Investors Discover New Way to Light Money on Fire

Options volumes are booming in stocks with ties to SpaceX ahead of Friday's historic debut....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Brokers Sell You Access to Buying Things You Can Already Buy

Some brokerages offer IPO access before a company goes public, but anyone can buy shares once trading begins....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Citi Discovers AMD Makes Computer Parts

The bank thinks Advanced Micro Devices is set to see an improving AI outlook, with both a stronger GPU business and increasing demand for CPUs....

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