, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 15, 2026

Broadcom CEO Confirms Clouds Still Made of Clouds

Broadcom CEO Hock Tan said demand for AI infrastructure remains strong despite growing concerns about increasingly powerful models....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Octogenarian Senator Discovers Walking Is Hard

The 84-year-old Kentucky Republican is back in Washington after a fall, hospitalization, pneumonia and weeks of rehabilitation kept him away from the Senate....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Super PAC Spends $21 Million to Prove Begging Doesn't Work

President Donald Trump's political wartiest has spent much of the 2026 midterm election campaign cycle on the sidelines despite pleas from Republicans....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Defensive Stocks: Where Money Goes to Feel Safe While Dying

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Trump Declares War on Imaginary Regulations While China Builds Actual Chips

The Trump administration has encouraged AI's rapid growth and the development of data centers as it seeks an insurmountable tech edge over China....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Power Plants Now Free to Disappoint Both Environmentalists and Shareholders

President Donald Trump has systemically dismantled regulations implemented by the Obama and Biden administrations that sought to fight climate change....

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