, June 18, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

Warren Invents New Problem That Already Has a Solution

Sen. Elizabeth Warren seeking answers on changes to index provider waiting periods, protections for retail investors, in a letter obtained first by CNBC....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Trump Appoints Man Who Understands Derivatives to Guard Nuclear Secrets

Trump's announcement came after House Democrats' objections to his pick of Bill Pulte as acting chief ensured that a key national security tool expires Friday....

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  Jun 11, 2026

SpaceX Discovers Retail Investors Still Have 20% Too Much Money

The Elon Musk-led company plans to direct a percentage in the low 20s of the offering to retail buyers, according to a person familiar with the matter....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Polymarket Traders Predict SpaceX IPO Using Lunch Money

Traders on Polymarket think it's likely SpaceX will join a group of just six companies with a market value beyond $2 trillion....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Energy Insiders Gather to Discuss Charts They Won't Look At

Brian Sullivan shares his insight from the sidelines of the Global Energy Forum in Washington, DC....

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  Jun 11, 2026

CVS Promises AI Will Fix Healthcare Admin Before You Die

CVS Health execs discuss how the company is using AI and other technologies to reduce administrative burdens and deliver more proactive care experiences....

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