, August 03, 2026

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  Jul 27, 2026

Crypto Stocks Rally on Sector Rotation Nobody Can Explain

Crypto stocks proved some of the top gainers Monday even as the broader market sold off and capital rotated away from chip and AI infrastructure names....

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  Jul 27, 2026

President Demands Lowest Rates While Praising Guy In Charge Of Rates

President Trump Monday voiced support for Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh while insisting that the U.S. should have the lowest interest rates in the world....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Missile Inventory Concerns Ranked Below Reheating Coffee

A temporary pause to the U.S.-Iran conflict appeared to hold on Monday, after negotiations over a lasting peace faced fresh hurdles over the weekend....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Trader Predicts Stock Will Go Up Or Maybe Down

Netflix's stock price may have lost the plot, but its fundamental narrative remains intact....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Treasury Department Announces Successful Toddler Investment Program

About 7 million American children have been signed up for Trump Accounts, according to a new tally from the U.S. Department of the Treasury....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Senator Misses Picnic, Markets Remain Unaffected

McConnell's office shared a written statement from the senator apologizing for being unable to attend an annual Kentucky picnic and a physician's assessment....

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