, August 03, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 27, 2026

YouTube Bundles Peacock Because Streaming Math Still Doesn't Work

Beginning in early 2027, YouTube Premium subscribers will receive the entirety of Peacock content, including sports and movies....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Barclays Warns Investors About Beer They Can't Afford Anyway

Belgian beer company Anheuser-Busch is trading at a premium it likely can’t sustain, the bank said....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Altman Schedules Meetings, Nation's Idiots Plan Trade Accordingly

Altman will preview the capabilities of the company's upcoming family of AI models and answer questions about cybersecurity and open-weight models....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Fire Cloud Generates Own Thunderstorms, Still Easier to Predict Than Your Trades

A rare wildfire spreading across France's Bordeaux region and has spread to Western Madrid is fire cloud that can generate its own thunderstorms....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Guy Who Got Famous Shorting Sells Stock He Was Long

Steve Eisman is warning that investors may be underestimating the risks if the AI boom fails to deliver on lofty expectations....

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  Jul 27, 2026

Federal Reserve Announces Plan to Do Absolutely Nothing

The Federal Reserve is expected to keep its overnight rate unchanged at the conclusion of its July meeting....

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