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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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The Noise

  Sep 13, 2026

OpenAI Delays IPO To Give Billionaires More Time To Panic

Altman's IPO comments and Amodei's public call for more careful pacing of AI development cap a week of loud AI warnings....

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  Sep 13, 2026

Goldman Sachs Rotates From One Thing You Don't Understand to Another

Chinese stocks' earnings tracked by Goldman Sachs grew at their highest quarterly pace in five years....

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  Sep 13, 2026

Wall Street Analysts Discover Research, Demand Applause

The ratings of these experts are backed by in-depth research of a company's financials, and thorough analysis of the factors affecting business performance....

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  Sep 13, 2026

Retail Traders Discover Gambling Already Had a Name

The 2025 football season and 2024 presidential election pushed prediction markets into the prominence they enjoy today....

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  Sep 13, 2026

Xi Offers to Help Poor Countries Build Skynet

China will take the lead to help foster artificial-intelligence collaboration and development among developing-economy countries, President Xi Jinping said....

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  Sep 13, 2026

BRICS Discovers Diplomacy, Retail Traders Discover New Ways to Lose Money

Iran and the UAE just backed a joint BRICS statement calling for restraint...

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