, June 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jun 07, 2026

Madison Square Garden Bans Bags to Protect Donald Trump from Knicks Fans

Trump is a longtime Knicks fan who confirmed Friday that he would attend the first NBA Finals game in New York since 1999....

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  Jun 07, 2026

If You Were Wondering Who's Buying Livestock Futures Right Now

New World screwworm larvae feed on the living tissue of warm-blooded animals, creating severe wounds that can be fatal if left untreated....

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  Jun 07, 2026

Missiles Are Just Delayed Ceasefire Confirmations

The fragile ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran has been in place since early April....

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  Jun 07, 2026

Bitcoin Collapses; Financial Experts Recommend Something Even Dumber

As bitcoin dropped to its lowest price since 2024, investors flock to a new type of crypto investment linked to the hyperliquid platforms, HYPE ETFs....

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  Jun 07, 2026

Russian Military Drone Identifies Storage Facility

Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy called it an "extremely vile" attack by Russia that did not lead to a spike in radiation....

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  Jun 07, 2026

Peter Carter Challenges United to a Fistfight Over Water

Delta's president, Peter Carter, told CNBC that the carrier wants to take United on over the Pacific....

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