, June 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jun 05, 2026

Carter Worth Announces Chip Stocks Ready to Disappoint

The Philadelphia Stock Exchange Semiconductor Index finally has recouped all its relative losses to the S&P 500 Information Technology Sector....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Tim Cook's Last Chance To Prove Siri Isn't Braindead

Apple heads into WWDC with Tim Cook’s AI legacy, Siri’s future as an agentic platform, and the stock’s rich valuation all on the line....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Gamblers Now Deciding Monetary Policy, Fed Taking Notes

Following an unexpectedly hot jobs report, prediction market traders see a 52% chance the Federal Reserve increases interest rates this year....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Options Market Mispricing Gold's Death Like Your Confidence

Gold is at a technically precarious juncture, and the good news for you is that options market may be mispricing the risk....

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  Jun 05, 2026

SoftBank CEO Predicts Robot Will Replace Him Soon

SoftBank CEO Masayoshi Son said his forecast of artificial superintelligence arriving in 10 years was "conservative" and thinks it will be here sooner....

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  Jun 05, 2026

Senate Funds Agency While Forgetting to Defund Other Thing

Nearly all of the funding would go to DHS's ICE and Border Patrol agencies that are carrying out the Trump admin's vigorous deportations throughout the U.S....

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