, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 21, 2026

Apple Invents Financing, Expects Standing Ovation

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Traders Bet on Stock They Can't Name to Lead Rally They Can't Time

Crypto bulls have been waiting for a rebound, and traders think this stock could lead the way....

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  Jul 21, 2026

IRS Chief Denies Being a Narc, Which Is Exactly What a Narc Would Say

Bisignano denied allegations The Wall Street Journal reported that he surveilled his colleagues while working at JPMorgan more than a decade ago....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Airport Kiosks Now Pretending They Solve AI Problems

A resilient airport franchise has become a customer acquisition engine powering this stock's broader identity platform and giving it a competitive advantage....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Tech Stocks Still Haven't Learned Your Name

Investors can learn from the mistakes that sank stock portfolios in the early 2000s dotcom crash when many became overly concentrated in the technology sector....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Google Announces New Ways to Lose Money Faster

Google is expanding Gemini with cheaper, more efficient models and a new cybersecurity offering as it tries to close product gaps and compete on cost....

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