, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 21, 2026

Samsung Builds Robots So Retail Traders Can Lose Money Faster

Samsung Electronics shares rose as the company set up a robotics division in a push into physical AI....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Oil Prices Rise, Retail Traders Suddenly Understand Geopolitics

Inflation fears are back in focus amid worries over escalating tensions between the U.S. and Iran in the Middle East conflict which has kept oil prices elevated...

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  Jul 21, 2026

Philippine Sailor Injured, Your Portfolio Still Down 40%

The flare-up came before Rubio is expected to visit Manila for meetings of Southeast Asian foreign ministers, with Chinese diplomat Wang Yi also in attendance....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Cramer Rotates Into Certainty Just As Soon As He Finds It

CNBC's Jim Cramer says the AI trade has become too unpredictable, making this a better time to put new money into high-quality companies outside of technology....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Trump Discovers Canada Has Feelings, Imposes Tariff Therapy

Canada's relationship with the U.S. has frayed amid Trump's tariff-heavy agenda and vocal displeasure with the nations' trilateral trade pact with Mexico....

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  Jul 21, 2026

Americans Borrow Money to Pay Back Money They Borrowed

From consolidating debt to covering a major expense, here are three times a personal loan may be worth considering....

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