, June 15, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

Analysts Issue Opinions, Retail Traders Prepare to Lose Money

Here are Friday's biggest calls on Wall Street....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Investors Discover New Way to Light Money on Fire

Options volumes are booming in stocks with ties to SpaceX ahead of Friday's historic debut....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Brokers Sell You Access to Buying Things You Can Already Buy

Some brokerages offer IPO access before a company goes public, but anyone can buy shares once trading begins....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Citi Discovers AMD Makes Computer Parts

The bank thinks Advanced Micro Devices is set to see an improving AI outlook, with both a stronger GPU business and increasing demand for CPUs....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Retail Traders Excited to Lose Money in New Geography

U.S. President Donald Trump said Thursday that the Strait of Hormuz would be reopened as soon as a deal is signed....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Kevin Warsh Prepares to Say Nothing With Great Authority

Kevin Warsh will hold his first Fed meeting, giving markets the first public look at how he'll communicate as chair of the Federal Reserve....

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