, August 05, 2026

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  Jul 19, 2026

Kalshi Discovers That Idiots Will Bet On Anything With A Ball

The prediction market has launched some ads featuring soccer players, as well as formed a partnership to display its brand in more places during the tournament....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Young Voters Discover Shelter Costs Money

The cost of housing is the top priority for voters ages 18 to 34, besting food and healthcare cost concerns, the CNBC All-America Economic Survey found....

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  Jul 19, 2026

American Airlines Discovers Lounges Cost Less Than $3 Billion

The carrier is working on improving reliability, investing in more premium seats and lounges, and considering Boeing and Airbus for a new wide-body plane order....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Centcom Announces Productive Stakeholder Engagement In Iranian Airspace

Centcom says it hit Iran's coastal surveillance and air defense facilities a day after two U.S. troops were killed in an Iranian strike on Jordan....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Meteorologists Predict Weather Will Occur Before Sporting Event

At MetLife Stadium, where the World Cup final is scheduled to take place, the sky was a thick, soupy gray even after a drenching thunderstorm....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Woman Buys $7,000 Worth of Screwdrivers, Calls It Business

Yona Sahar, founder of Locksmith Girl of NYC, spent two years learning the trade. Now, she runs her own business while working around the clock....

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