, September 23, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 05, 2026

Diplomats Rediscover War They Were Supposed to End Three Years Ago

Trump's push to end the fighting, now in its fifth year, has lost momentum as U.S. attention has been focused for the last six months on its war with Iran....

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  Sep 05, 2026

EU Chief Plans Arctic Field Trip to Watch America Threaten Denmark

The visit comes as Trump renews his push for greater U.S. control of the self-governing Danish territory....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Man Discovers Options Strategy Based On Taxis That Don't Exist

The strategist at YieldMaxETFs breaks down how a bullish bet on Tesla could pay off for options traders....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Morgan Stanley Recommends Buying Boredom in Monthly Installments

September is typically a rough patch for stocks, but adding a few dividend payers may help smooth the ride for investors....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Woman Who Yells About Inflation Says She Still Has Job

Maria Bartiromo, the longtime host of Fox News and Fox Business programming, has disputed reports she was fired from the cable TV networks....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Market Shocked to Learn Numbers Still Exist

August's hotter-than-expected payrolls reading increased expectations that the Federal Reserve could raise interest rates at its next meeting....

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