, September 23, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 04, 2026

$50 Billion Industry Exists Because People Watch the News

Private security spending and guard employment have climbed as companies and communities respond to high-profile attacks, even as violent crime falls....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Lululemon Announces Yoga Pants Now Optional

Lululemon posted another quarter of disappointing results and a sales slowdown as the company struggles to turn its business around....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Norway Discovers Risk After 2.3 Trillion Years of Playing It Safe

Norway's $2.3 trillion investment fund says it can diversify into new areas with greater risk and returns....

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  Sep 04, 2026

South Korea Considers Joining a War Nobody Asked Them To

The EU formally joined the U.S.-led sanctions campaign against Iran, while South Korea said it's weighing a military role to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz....

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  Sep 04, 2026

3,795 People Own $15 Trillion While You Check Your Robinhood

The global billionaire count hit a record of 3,795 people last year, with the biggest wealth gains for the richest of the rich, per a recent Altrata report....

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  Sep 04, 2026

Nvidia Buys $12.9 Billion Worth of GitHub For Nerds

Nvidia’s $12.9 billion Hugging Face deal could protect its open AI ecosystem, deepen ties with developers and keep the platform from rivals....

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