, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 18, 2026

IRS Too Busy to Figure Out How to Tax Your $47 Polymarket Win

Experts say the lack of federal guidance makes it's unclear on how prediction markets winnings should be reported and levied....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Oracle and IBM Achieve Rare Distinction Nobody Wanted

The major averages posted weekly losses, but a few tech stocks — such as Oracle and IBM — sold off especially hard....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Drone Strike Kills Warehouse Workers, Oil Depot Burns, Retail Traders Check Shipping Status

Russian governors say Ukrainian drones struck two online retail warehouses. Ukrainian President Zelenskyy says Kyiv hit military logistics facilities....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Navy Enforces Blockade While You Check Your Portfolio

U.S. Central Command says it continues to enforce a naval blockade against Iran, while Kuwait and Bahrain say they have intercepted more Iranian projectiles....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Startups Pivot to Injecting Your Cat With Ozempic

Startups are testing GLP-1 treatments for overweight cats while pet-food giants are leaning into longevity products as owners spend more on animal health....

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  Jul 18, 2026

Nvidia CEO's Used Clothing Now Worth More Than Your Portfolio

The high price for the garment is a sign that collectors are looking to bid on artifacts and collectibles from the artificial intelligence boom....

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