, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 03, 2026

Fed Discovers Employment Data Still Won't Tell Them Sh*t

August nonfarm payrolls are expected to rise by 53,000 as a subdued labor market keeps Fed attention focused on inflation....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Goldman Sachs Discovers the Concept of Buying Low

The firm still sees an opportunity to grab attractive dividend-paying energy names, despite the sector's run higher this year....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Robinhood Users Celebrate September By Lighting Money On Fire

Options traders are kicking off the historically worst month for stocks by piling on bullish bets on a handful of retail trading favorites....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Vance Discovers the Federal Reserve Has a Phone

Vice President J.D. Vance's remarks came less than two weeks before the Federal Open Market Committee is set to convene and decide whether to adjust rates....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Microsoft Charges You Per Hour to Not Own Video Games

Xbox Game Pass subscribers will have cloud gaming capped starting in November....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Piper Sandler Bets on Degenerate Gambling Season

With less than a week until the start of football season, Piper Sandler expects Rothera's prediction market activity to jump....

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