, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 17, 2026

Carter Worth Draws Lines, Retail Traders Draw Unemployment

The technical analyst breaks down where he sees Tesla shares going....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Voters Pick Economic System Based on Vibes, Portfolio Weeps

The survey's findings come as democratic socialist candidates win Democratic primaries following the 2025 election of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani....

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  Jul 17, 2026

California Discovers Taxes Work Once

California's billionaire tax would generate quick revenue, but Norway's example shows the longer-term economic impact of targeting the wealthy is unclear....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Two Trillion-Dollar Companies Fight Over Imaginary Belt

Nvidia shares have underperformed in 2026 as Wall Street shifts to companies powering the infrastructure AI buildout....

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  Jul 17, 2026

Zoox Robotaxi Recalls Software After Mistaking Fire For Parking Spot

Last month, an unoccupied Zoox robotaxi drove into an active emergency fire scene that was clouded with smoke, the company said....

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  Jul 17, 2026

SpaceX Stock Sinks Because Rockets Need to Actually Launch

SpaceX's stock plunged further on Friday, a day after it aborted a test flight for its Starship rocket at the last second....

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