, September 20, 2026

Trump Discovers Tariffs Exist, Plans to Use Them on Everyone


U.S. House has paved the way for a legislation that will allow Trump to impose up to 100% tariffs on countries buying Russian oil, giving him leverage against India and China.

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Trump Discovers Tariffs Exist, Plans to Use Them on Everyone

The U.S. House passed legislation giving Trump the authority to slap 100% tariffs on countries that buy Russian oil. India and China buy Russian oil. Connect the dots if your brain still functions after watching CNBC for eight hours.

This is called leverage. Trump gets a weapon. He can threaten India and China. They might stop buying Russian oil. Or they might tell him to f*ck off and buy it anyway because energy markets don't care about American politicians having feelings.

Retail traders saw this headline and immediately started Googling "how to trade tariff news" like they're about to crack some secret code that institutional desks haven't already front-run six months ago. Spoiler: You're not smarter than Goldman's algo that processed this before you finished reading the word "tariff."

The legislation allows tariffs up to 100%. Not 50%. Not 75%. One hundred percent. Someone in Congress watched a movie where doubling something sounded tough and decided that's how international trade policy should work. Flawless.

Will Trump use it? Who cares. If he does, oil prices move. If he doesn't, oil prices move. If he threatens to use it on a Tuesday, oil prices move. The chart doesn't ask for your geopolitical analysis before it gaps up at 9:31 AM and stops you out.

India and China now have leverage too. They can keep buying Russian oil and dare Trump to actually pull the trigger. Or they can pretend to care and route the same oil through seventeen different shell companies while American politicians declare victory on Twitter. Energy flows where it wants. Tariffs just change the paperwork.

Your trading account doesn't gain 100% when Trump gains leverage, but it'll lose 100% when you try to trade the headline.

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