, August 02, 2026

Short Sellers Refuse to Blink, Remain Extremely F*cked


There has been virtually no short covering ahead of Microsoft's earnings report as bearish investors hold their positions.

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Short Sellers Refuse to Blink, Remain Extremely F*cked

Microsoft short interest just hit a decade high. Bearish investors are holding their positions into earnings. Not covering. Not hedging. Just waiting for the stock to collapse because they read a headline about AI spending.

The technical setup here is simple. A massive wall of shorts sits underwater while the stock trades near all-time highs. These geniuses looked at a company printing money and thought "the spending seems high." Then they borrowed shares at elevated prices and sold them. Now they're riding this position into a quarterly report from a trillion-dollar company that owns half the enterprise software market.

No covering ahead of earnings means they think they're right. They've done the math. They've read the articles. They're convinced Microsoft spent too much on data centers and Jensen Huang's leather jackets. The conviction is admirable. The position sizing is not.

Here's what happens next. Either the stock drops and they cover for a small win after months of pain, or it rips another ten percent and they capitulate at exactly the wrong time. Both scenarios involve them explaining to their spouse why they shorted big tech in 2025.

The beautiful part is the certainty. These aren't tourists who stumbled into a bad trade. These are committed bears who watched the stock climb for months and added to their shorts. They saw the AI hype cycle and said "not for me." They read about capital expenditures and thought "that's the crack in the foundation."

Decade-high short interest means this position has been building for a while. Multiple entries. Multiple price points. Multiple moments where someone could have reconsidered. Instead they doubled down on the idea that the market's most loved mega-cap tech stock was about to eat sh*t because the CFO mentioned spending guidance.

The chart doesn't care about your thesis. Neither does the options market. Neither does the institutional bid that's been buying every dip since October.

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