, September 20, 2026

  Jul 28, 2026

U.S. Senator Buys Pennsylvania School District Bond, Presumably Because the Yield Curve Told Him To

David McCormick, Senator from Pennsylvania and man who apparently reads the municipal bond...

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  Jul 28, 2026

Senator Buys Pennsylvania School District Bond, Presumably Because the S&P 500 Wasn't Stressful Enough

David McCormick, United States Senator and apparent connoisseur of municipal debt, disclosed last...

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  Jul 28, 2026

U.S. Senator Buys Pennsylvania Municipal Bond, Files Paperwork Correctly, Nation Somehow Still Standing

Somewhere in the hallowed halls of the United States Senate, David H. McCormick...

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  Jul 28, 2026

Senator Buys Pennsylvania Municipal Bond, Presumably While Whispering "Just Trust the Process"

David McCormick, U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania — yes, that Pennsylvania — has disclosed a...

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  Jul 27, 2026

Senator Sells Half a Million in Broadband Stock, Discloses It Only 351 Days Later Because He Was Probably Very Busy

John Hickenlooper, Democrat of Colorado and former governor, former mayor, former brewpub owner,...

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  Jul 27, 2026

Senator Sells Up To $5 Million In Equipment Manufacturer, Discloses It Seven Months Later Because The Form Was Probably Under Something

Mike Rounds, Republican senator from South Dakota, sold somewhere between one million and...

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