, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 14, 2026

GOP Discovers Math Still Works the Same Way It Did Last Time

Some in the GOP are already disavowing raising the debt ceiling absent deep spending cuts as the national debt balloons past $40 trillion....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Mondelez Shaves Eight Weeks Off Chocolate Timeline, Retail Traders Still Can't Read A Chart

Mondelez is expanding its chocolate manufacturing operations in Malaysia, with the company also seeing further room for growth across Southeast Asia....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Saudi Arabia Learns Backup Plans Also Explode

Saudi Arabia temporarily shut the roughly 750-mile pipeline as attacks threaten a key alternative to the Strait of Hormuz....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Novo Nordisk Drops Half Its Name, Keeps All Its Problems

The Danish drugmaker called the changes the beginning of a new chapter for the company, which faces stiff competition from Eli Lilly....

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  Sep 14, 2026

The Number Everyone Watches Changes to a Different Number

The 10-year Treasury yield is closing in on 5%, a level last touched in October 2023. Strategists say the drivers behind higher yields are more important....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Shein Stock Tanks After Australia Recalls Product Nobody Knew They Sold

Shein's Hong Kong-listed shares fell as much as 10%, amid news that a contact lens product has been recalled urgently due to worries of contamination....

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