, August 03, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 28, 2026

France Discovers Fire Is Hot, Retail Traders Short Water

Temperatures in France are expected to rise to 95 degrees Fahrenheit this week, as firefighters battle the ongoing wildfire, which has affected parts of Spain....

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  Jul 28, 2026

SK Hynix Drops 15% and Nobody Checks a Single Chart

Semiconductor stocks fell in premarket trading on Tuesday, extending a rout in chipmakers after another weak session on Wall Street....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Supreme Court Loses Fans, Still More Popular Than Your Portfolio

The Trump administration saw some big losses at the Supreme Court in 2026 on issues involving tariffs, birthright citizenship and the Federal Reserve....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Microsoft Invents Imaginary Friends to Fight Imaginary Enemies

Microsoft says that when integrated with OpenAI's GPT-5.4, its new cybersecurity model can beat Anthropic's new Mythos 5....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Nvidia Agrees to Cosign OpenAI's Lease Like a Disappointed Father

The backstop would let OpenAI raise debt for a data center campus in Pike County, Ohio, on the strength of Nvidia's credit....

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  Jul 28, 2026

SpaceX Loses Money That Doesn't Exist Yet

Elon Musk's space company has wiped off more than $1.2 trillion in market cap since hitting a high of $225.64 per share in June....

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