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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 28, 2026

Diesel Deal Fills Thimble, Traders Demand Ocean

The diesel volumes in the Trump-Putin deal won't materially lower prices because the shipments are small compared to total demand, analysts say....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Polymarket Promised to Block Americans. Americans Disagreed.

The federal agency had previously investigated whether Polymarket allowed U.S. users on to its offshore platform in 2024, but dropped the measures in July 2025....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Warsh Won't Say What He'll Do. Neither Will My Charts.

The Federal Reserve's October rate decision has been a focus for investors and economists as Chairman Kevin Warsh has rejected traditional forward guidance....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Royal Caribbean Passengers Are Broke, But Boat Still Floats

Companies from Royal Caribbean to Coca-Cola and UPS say they are seeing steady consumer spending despite high inflation....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Robinhood Falls 4%, Retail Traders Gambling on Whether Gambling Works

Robinhood's third-quarter revenue met expectations, fueled by the company's expansion into options, predictions markets and other financial services....

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  Oct 28, 2026

NXP Misses By Ten Million Dollars, Loses Nine Percent

These are the stocks posting the largest moves after hours....

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