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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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The Noise

  Sep 12, 2026

Saudi Arabia Discovers Drones Can Fly

Iran-allied Houthi militants in Yemen have escalated strikes on Saudi Arabia this week....

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  Sep 12, 2026

RBC Analyst Discovers Buy Button, Dell Up 350%

Dell sold about $16.4 billion of AI servers in its second quarter, RBC said....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Investors Weigh Things They Don't Understand Again

Treasury yields remained near multiyear highs as investors weighed the impact of the latest consumer price report for August....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Traders Celebrate Not Losing Money for One Entire Day

Stocks rose Friday, with investors looking to recover from four straight days of declines, as oil prices retreated....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Survivor Picks Stocks While You Read Headlines About Him

The CEO and chief investment officer at Fred Alger Management survived the attack by chance. He was tasked with reconstruction after 35 staffers died....

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  Sep 12, 2026

Tesla Announces Truck That Will Arrive Slightly After Heat Death of Universe

Tesla is set to deploy its Semi truck in Europe, releasing details about truck specifications and launch plans in a post on X, after years of delays....

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