, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 11, 2026

Lyft Joins Uber in Legal Battle Against Driver Competency Standards

Lyft joined Uber in suing New York City to block a new law they said would force them to keep bad drivers who threaten public and passenger safety....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Elon Musk Adds Geopolitical Threats to His Brand Portfolio

Iran will consider all of Elon Musk's companies in the Middle East as military targets as it retaliates against the U.S., Iranian state media reported....

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  Jun 11, 2026

House Votes to Let Spy Program Die Because One Guy Likes Another Guy

The U.S. House rejected a short-term extension of Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. The surveillance authority expires Friday....

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  Jun 11, 2026

SpaceX Employees Plan to Buy Things With Money

SpaceX employees have to wait to sell their shares, but many are already planning how to spend their windfalls....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Trump Loves Inflation Like Retail Traders Love Buying Tops

For consumers, the Middle East conflict's impact on the cost of everyday goods has made it harder to make ends meet....

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  Jun 11, 2026

DoorDash Thinks You're Too Stupid to Type "Pizza"

DoorDash wants to let users simplify the ordering and reservation process through AI....

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