, June 14, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

Retail Investors Line Up to Buy Overpriced Space Tickets

While SpaceX's IPO has caused alarm that it may be overvalued, some retail investors still want in....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Shotwell Spent Years Saying No, Retail Traders Spent Years Not Being Asked

Gwynne Shotwell, long Elon Musk's second-in-command at SpaceX, spoke exclusively with CNBC ahead of her company's highly anticipated IPO....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Warren Writes Letter About Thing That Already Happened

Sen. Elizabeth Warren seeking answers on changes to index provider waiting periods, protections for retail investors, in a letter obtained first by CNBC....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Trump Solves Oil. Retail Traders Spell Hormuz Wrong.

U.S. President Donald Trump said Thursday that the Strait of Hormuz would be reopened as soon as a deal is signed....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX IPO Valued at 'Stupid' Says Man About to Buy Shares

While SpaceX's IPO has caused alarm that it may be overvalued, some retail investors still want in....

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  Jun 12, 2026

S&P 500 Rejects SpaceX Because Your 401(k) Wasn't Dumb Enough Yet

The S&P 500 index, where trillions in retirement savings are invested, said no to the SpaceX IPO, the biggest in history. Here's what that means for portfolios....

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