, August 02, 2026

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  Aug 01, 2026

Eaton Investors Discover Worrying About Earnings Still Pointless

Eaton investors had good reason to be concerned heading into Friday's results....

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  Aug 01, 2026

Fed Maybe Does Something So Buy This Other Thing

The prospect of higher-for-longer interest rates is starting to look like more of a sure thing. That means an opportunity is coming in short-term fixed income....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Trump Denies Patriot Missile License Nobody Asked Him About Yet

President Donald Trump said the U.S. hasn't agreed to grant Ukraine licenses to produce Patriot missile systems....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Noah Wise Tells Investors Where to Stare While Losing Money

Bond market investors may want to focus on the front of the yield curve, according to Allspring Global Investments’ Noah Wise....

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  Jul 31, 2026

Markets Rally on Words Fed Chairman Didn't Say

Investors saw Warsh’s press conference as dovish, but a closer reading of the Fed chair's prepared remarks suggests he may be close to raising interest rates....

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  Jul 31, 2026

GM Announces It Will Talk to Your Car About You Behind Your Back

General Motors plans to launch a proprietary in-vehicle artificial intelligence system that's better tailored for its customers later this year....

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