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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Nov 03, 2026

DOJ Sues Harvard, Forgets to Send the Warning Letter

A federal judge on Monday dismissed a lawsuit by the Trump admin seeking to force Harvard to turn over records on whether it considers race in admissions....

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  Nov 03, 2026

Abbott Odds Fall From 78 to 62. Traders Call This Data.

Prediction markets still show the Republican incumbent favored to win a fourth term, but the odds have narrowed in recent weeks....

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  Nov 03, 2026

200,000 Miles Buys You a Middle Seat and Regret

Delta's new credit card bonuses are unusually valuable. Here's how to earn up to 200,000 bonus miles or multiple flight certificates....

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  Nov 03, 2026

Lumentum and Marvell Plan Wedding for 2028, Invite Retail Traders

The AI infrastructure deal is expected to close during the first half of 2028....

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  Nov 03, 2026

I Bonds Pay 5.51%, Like a Sandwich That Fights Back

I bonds are now paying 5.51%. Here are some key things to know before investing, according to financial experts....

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  Nov 03, 2026

Kalshi Gamblers Discover Democracy Is Just Another Parlay

Just a day before the midterms, Kalshi traders give Democrats a 74% chance of controlling the Senate....

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