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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 28, 2026

Trump Sets Iran War End Date To "Vibes"

Trump's statement comes as a report from The Hill revealed that the costs of the Iran conflict have ballooned to $47 billion....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Gibraltar 2030 Itinerary Now Ends in Sihanoukville

Cruise operator Villa Vie Residences said it would disembark passengers and crew, and restructure its business due to soaring fuel costs....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Hillary Clinton Endorses Paid Holiday; Markets Remain Closed to Reason

The Atlanta Dream criticized the WNBA for scheduling a Finals game on Thursday afternoon, drawing reactions from Flavor Flav and Hillary Clinton....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Anthropic Hoards More Cash Than Your Entire Pension Fund's Hopes

Anthropic's cash pile of $131.7 billion is more than every non-bank U.S. company except for Berkshire Hathaway and Alphabet....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Midterms Day: Voters Blame Eggs For Everything Again

Several economic issues could affect voters' decisions in the midterm elections. Here's what to expect on Nov. 3....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Speaker Says Election Fears "Absurd." Markets Price In Nothing.

Democrats and voting rights groups have raised concerns that President Donald Trump and congressional Republicans could challenge election results if they lose....

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