, August 03, 2026

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  Jul 28, 2026

Boeing Charges $280 Million to Build Two Planes for One Guy

Boeing took a $280 million charge on its long-delayed Air Force One program....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Kevin Warsh Bets Your Grocery Bill on a Chatbot

Fed Chairman Kevin Warsh and many of his devotees have argued that some short-term price pain can be tolerated in anticipation of AI eventually suppressing inflation....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Three Countries Discuss Water While Retail Traders Check Oil Futures

Talks over the Strait of Hormuz continue as Iran's foreign ministry discussed the strategically vital maritime passage with Saudi and Omani counterparts....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Trump Announces U.S. Now Runs a Venezuelan Lemonade Stand

President Donald Trump said Monday the U.S. has sold more than $13 billion of Venezuelan oil since taking control of the South American nation's energy exports....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Apple Discovers Poor People Will Pay Forever

Apple is announcing an iPhone lease option weeks after raising iPad and Mac prices due to the global memory shortage....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Congress Members Buy SpaceX Stock, Govern SpaceX

Five of the Congress members serve on committees whose work touches SpaceX's federal contracts, defense programs, AI, telecommunications or securities markets....

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